By Ronson Griffith, Texas posted April 15th, 2009
There once was a dude with an oblong boot
Who tried his best to give it a scoot
With his gal they did two-step
to the Cotton Eyed Joe
All night they sashayed til they couldn’t no mo
By the light of the silvery moon
He and she rode their steeds to where they could swoon
After escorting his gal home
Our dude went out to roam
At the local saloon he found what he was looking for
The bad hombre he had once run into at he dry goods store
At it they went
til they were both spent
And spent they did, the night in jail
The next morn the our hero awoke feeling like hail
After the deputy threw him out in the dregs
He went down to the cafe for bacon coffee & eggs
His waitress asked how did ya git thet oblong boot
To which dude replied To fit my oblong foot!
