By Michael, New York posted February 10th, 2010
My roommate always leaves his little dungeon and dragon figurines all over the living room floor. Came home tonight, went to turn on a light and ‘CRUNCH’. I looked down and saw that I crushed a bunch of his little figurines under my boot. I twisted my boot back and forth a few times to make sure they were all good and smashed. Little elves or something. He had a bunch more on the floor along with a little castle. I kicked them together in a pile and then ground them into the carpet with my cowboy boots. They made a good crunching sound. Think he’ll keep his shit picked up now?
